Catlax

Don't you just love the name of this lovely hairball reducing cream? As you've probably guessed, this is for cats.

I volunteer every week at a local animal shelter. My most recent duties? Feeding and weighing an elderly blind cat who loves to pace, and administering Catlax to a hairball prone, longhaired, white cat. Since he wouldn't just eat it, I had to spread it all over his front paw, staining it a lovely brown color. He'd then lick his paw clean, and ingest the Catlax. I quickly learned to really spread it in, as the first time he ended up flicking it everywhere: on the floor, on the other cats, and in my hair.

I'm a vegetarian. And Catlax's primary ingredient is cod liver oil. Talk about disgusting!