Wednesday, April 14, 2010

WA State Dept. of Health Decrees: "Don't share toys!"

Yes, our illustrious Washington State Department of Health has issued the controversial ruling that bans the sharing of toys. The culprit? Stealthy germs that lurk on the toys' surfaces.

Children everywhere rejoice, and parents rue the declaration, that forevermore forbids parents from declaring that toys must be shared!

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